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PORN* FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Sep. 21st, 2009 12:36 amSO AS WE ALL KNOW, STEPHEN COLBERT WAS HORRIBLY ROBBED OF THREE (FOUR, REALLY) AWARDS THAT WERE RIGHTFULLY HIS, AND SO SEVERAL OTHERS AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS OUR SOLEMN DUTY TO GET THE POOR DEAR FICTITIOUSLY LAID A WHOLE BUNCH, YAY.
BASICALLY, THIS FUNCTIONS LIKE A KINK MEME.
THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOUR FIC MUST FEATURE STEPHEN COLBERT OR "STEPHEN COLBERT" HAVING AN ORGASM, PREFERABLY AN AMAZING ONE. PROMPT EACH OTHER, OR JUST COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF PORN OF YOUR OWN VOLITION.
AND REMEMBER, WHEN YOU DROP OUT OF COMMENT FIC PORNFESTS, NOT ONLY ARE YOU LETTING YOURSELF DOWN, YOU'RE LETTING YOUR COUNTRY DOWN. >:|
OKAY GO.
*EDT: ON SECOND THOUGHT, I HAVE DECIDED TO AMEND THE RULES TO INCLUDE FICS WITH CUDDLING/NON SEXUAL COMFORT TECHNIQUES BECUASE HE DESERVES TO FEEL BETTER IN AS MANY WAYS AS POSSIBLE REALLY
BASICALLY, THIS FUNCTIONS LIKE A KINK MEME.
THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOUR FIC MUST FEATURE STEPHEN COLBERT OR "STEPHEN COLBERT" HAVING AN ORGASM, PREFERABLY AN AMAZING ONE. PROMPT EACH OTHER, OR JUST COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF PORN OF YOUR OWN VOLITION.
AND REMEMBER, WHEN YOU DROP OUT OF COMMENT FIC PORNFESTS, NOT ONLY ARE YOU LETTING YOURSELF DOWN, YOU'RE LETTING YOUR COUNTRY DOWN. >:|
OKAY GO.
*EDT: ON SECOND THOUGHT, I HAVE DECIDED TO AMEND THE RULES TO INCLUDE FICS WITH CUDDLING/NON SEXUAL COMFORT TECHNIQUES BECUASE HE DESERVES TO FEEL BETTER IN AS MANY WAYS AS POSSIBLE REALLY
RBR KINK MEME: THE SEQUEL
Sep. 11th, 2009 06:38 pmPOLITICIANS KINK MEME II
How To Play
1. Choose a set of characters.
2. Choose a kink.
3. Post your request anonymously.
4. Fill out other people's requests.
5. Enjoy copious amounts of pornography!
If you make a request, please try to fill another one out! Of course, not everyone is a writer, but this isn't going to work if only requests come in. So no pressure, but if you see a request that takes your fancy, don't hesitate to jump right in and generate some kink! ^_^
Also, feel free to check out the kink memes for Pundits (one, two) and this previous RBR kink meme if you find yourself in need of further inspiration.
Have fun!
How To Play
1. Choose a set of characters.
2. Choose a kink.
3. Post your request anonymously.
4. Fill out other people's requests.
5. Enjoy copious amounts of pornography!
If you make a request, please try to fill another one out! Of course, not everyone is a writer, but this isn't going to work if only requests come in. So no pressure, but if you see a request that takes your fancy, don't hesitate to jump right in and generate some kink! ^_^
Also, feel free to check out the kink memes for Pundits (one, two) and this previous RBR kink meme if you find yourself in need of further inspiration.
Have fun!
THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO PART
Aug. 23rd, 2009 07:47 pmOH MAN GUYS. FRIENDS CUT. NOT A VERY BIG ONE, AND MOSTLY JUST PEOPLE THAT I FRIENDED IN A MEME AND NEVER MUCH GOT ON WITH. IF YOU WANT ME TO ADD YOU BACK THOUGH, I WILL ♥ IT'S NOT LIKE I'M PISSED OR ANYTHING, THE LIST HAS JUST GOTTEN A BIT TOO BIG FOR ME.
TAKE CARE, EVERYONE! <33333
TAKE CARE, EVERYONE! <33333
I'm so *~*secular, you guys
May. 30th, 2009 04:55 pmThis may be the post that makes you embarrassed to know me. :(
As it's become apparent to many of you already, I am such an unabashed theological geek. We're talking a straight-up nerd-glassed phlegmy-voiced pocket-protector-wearing motherfucker, here. * It's more commonly understood, however, that I am also a bra-burning baby-hating anti-American fetus-eating hairy-legged man-loathing commie pinko secular dyke fag.**
I'm sure you can all imagine wherein the disconnect often occurs.
Hence my mad, mad love of the free-form stylings of one Slactivist. He's fantastic, mostly because he focuses on actual Biblical teachings as opposed to ruminating endlessly on artificially-constructed, time-respected dogma. In fact, he often devotes space for the pure purpose of deconstructing that dogma, and boy. Do I love me some deconstructed dogma.
And his thinkings on eschatology? Amazing.
He's also very, very funny.
So, obviously I could say a lot about them, but this post was inspired by this beautiful, beautiful quote (in the context of his routine dissection of how much the Left Behind books suck) that I believe better explains the connection between salvation and storytelling, and why, in my mind, writing and creation of all kinds are such spiritual endeavors than anything I've ever clumsily articulated:
He's so right and I'm going to stop myself before I go on a tangent about the nature and underlying significance of human creation, artistry, and expression. Because I, being a huge theological geek, could write pages.
It strikes me, also, that I just realized why Harry's resurrection at the end of Deathly Hallows was so unsatisfying to me LOL I AM A CRAZY PERSON.
*Also stopping myself from going off about the ways in which theological study and science are essentially the same endeavor because golly gee would that never end.
**A truth mileage may vary.
EDIT: LOL YOU GUYS SO THERE IS FIC! HAPPENING IN THE COMMENTS! IT'S FANTASTIC! IF YOU ARE HERE FOR THE SANDBOX CHALLENGE HAPPENING AT FN_FF, I SAY HELLO! BUT FIRST HAVE THIS DISCLAIMER:
---
DISCLAIMER: The fic is a lie and I am a liar for saying it, even though I'm not claiming it as truth so technically it's more like fiction, but still equally un-factual and untrue.
Also, it may be triggery due to some of the featured gay-bashing and parental abuse.
As it's become apparent to many of you already, I am such an unabashed theological geek. We're talking a straight-up nerd-glassed phlegmy-voiced pocket-protector-wearing motherfucker, here. * It's more commonly understood, however, that I am also a bra-burning baby-hating anti-American fetus-eating hairy-legged man-loathing commie pinko secular dyke fag.**
I'm sure you can all imagine wherein the disconnect often occurs.
Hence my mad, mad love of the free-form stylings of one Slactivist. He's fantastic, mostly because he focuses on actual Biblical teachings as opposed to ruminating endlessly on artificially-constructed, time-respected dogma. In fact, he often devotes space for the pure purpose of deconstructing that dogma, and boy. Do I love me some deconstructed dogma.
And his thinkings on eschatology? Amazing.
He's also very, very funny.
So, obviously I could say a lot about them, but this post was inspired by this beautiful, beautiful quote (in the context of his routine dissection of how much the Left Behind books suck) that I believe better explains the connection between salvation and storytelling, and why, in my mind, writing and creation of all kinds are such spiritual endeavors than anything I've ever clumsily articulated:
It's not about finding the special power that can defeat the archvillain's powers, but about a deeper, older kind of conflict. It's not about Bad Power vs. Good Power, but power vs. love. You recognize this story. This villain can't be defeated by silver bullets or wooden stakes or photon torpedos or a magic ring. We don't need a super hero, we need a lamb. The ring must be destroyed. Worthy is the lamb, worthy is the lamb that was slain.
That's the story. That's always the story, really.
He's so right and I'm going to stop myself before I go on a tangent about the nature and underlying significance of human creation, artistry, and expression. Because I, being a huge theological geek, could write pages.
It strikes me, also, that I just realized why Harry's resurrection at the end of Deathly Hallows was so unsatisfying to me LOL I AM A CRAZY PERSON.
*Also stopping myself from going off about the ways in which theological study and science are essentially the same endeavor because golly gee would that never end.
**A truth mileage may vary.
EDIT: LOL YOU GUYS SO THERE IS FIC! HAPPENING IN THE COMMENTS! IT'S FANTASTIC! IF YOU ARE HERE FOR THE SANDBOX CHALLENGE HAPPENING AT FN_FF, I SAY HELLO! BUT FIRST HAVE THIS DISCLAIMER:
---
DISCLAIMER: The fic is a lie and I am a liar for saying it, even though I'm not claiming it as truth so technically it's more like fiction, but still equally un-factual and untrue.
Also, it may be triggery due to some of the featured gay-bashing and parental abuse.
Friends Cut.
Jan. 19th, 2009 08:59 pm:/
I'm sorry, it's just that the F-List has become to big to manage.
This is really a melancholy thing for me. Some of you, after all, were my first friends here on LJ. But oldest does not mean best, and some of us have simply drifted too far apart to make our continued presence on each other's pages justifiable.
If we've talked in a while, you have nothing to fear.
In conclusion, I'd like to quote part of a poem by another Bristish poet, Tennyson. This was a poem that meant a lot to me growing up, and a poem that I believe still holds power today.
Though we are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
I love you all, or I used to at least. And I will miss you all, it's just that this can't go on the way it has been going.
Bye! :)
I'm sorry, it's just that the F-List has become to big to manage.
This is really a melancholy thing for me. Some of you, after all, were my first friends here on LJ. But oldest does not mean best, and some of us have simply drifted too far apart to make our continued presence on each other's pages justifiable.
If we've talked in a while, you have nothing to fear.
In conclusion, I'd like to quote part of a poem by another Bristish poet, Tennyson. This was a poem that meant a lot to me growing up, and a poem that I believe still holds power today.
Though we are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
I love you all, or I used to at least. And I will miss you all, it's just that this can't go on the way it has been going.
Bye! :)
