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ext_27687 ([identity profile] sirdrakesheir.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] politicette 2009-05-31 06:58 pm (UTC)

more smush fic

Oh, the babies. <333333 They both think each other's friends are crazy as hale. (Of course, they think that about their own friends, too, but.)

YES YES AND YES. HERE IS A SAMPLE OF SOME OF THESE NOTES.

"Jon,

If I were a woman I would have put on an extra coat of lipstick and kissed this note with it to assure that I still love you even when we're fighting and I'm not able to come to your games, but I'm not a woman, so I don't have any lipstick. Also I would never say a sissy thing like that, so have this drawing I did of you instead. Good luck today. BEAT THE WILDCATS"

And it has a little doodle of a victorious Jon scoring a goal, his arms in the air, with a timid kitten crying beside him. And also a heart. Which has been scribbled over.

"Stephen -

Forgot to tell you last night that I'm working a double shift tonight to make up for missed cellphone bill. Promise I will make it up to you in any way you want ((crudely drawn winking face)) so you'd better start thinking of ways I can pay you back.

Love you.

-J"

Yes, he definitely has a pillow photo, and Stephen has an "eating" photo taped to his chair because of all the times Jon has to eat dinner alone.

What do they fight about? Little things? Big things? Trivial things that seem like a huge deal because they're cracking under pressure?

I want one of Jon's friends to be some kinky fucker who is all "you know you could probably improve your struggling sex life by introducing light bondage and power play" and Stephen turns lobster red an says that "OUR SEX LIFE IS FINE TYVM AND ALSO NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"

Oh, Stephen. Everyone can tell that he's so sincere and **crazy** devoted, but it's still really strange to see this lsad-eyed, bespeckled scrawny kid who looks to be about 15 finding opportunities to use the phrase "my husband" in conversation.

He gets a lot of strangers double-taking, all "SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT DID YOU JUST SAY"

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