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Ashley ([personal profile] politicette) wrote2009-09-11 06:38 pm



How To Play
1. Choose a set of characters.
2. Choose a kink.
3. Post your request anonymously.
4. Fill out other people's requests.
5. Enjoy copious amounts of pornography!

If you make a request, please try to fill another one out! Of course, not everyone is a writer, but this isn't going to work if only requests come in. So no pressure, but if you see a request that takes your fancy, don't hesitate to jump right in and generate some kink! ^_^

Also, feel free to check out the kink memes for Pundits (one, two) and this previous RBR kink meme if you find yourself in need of further inspiration.

Have fun!

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Rahm/Barack, oral fixation on Barack's part


(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Barack finished the last scoop of ice cream in the bowl, then set about shepherding the last streaks and dabs with his spoon, finally licking it clean.
Rahm watched with a smile, finishing off his apple, nibbling away at the stem. Barack still hadn't removed the spoon, intent on sucking the last of the cold, creamy goodness.
Rahm threw what remained of the apple in the bin, grinning at the President, "You gonna suck on that fucking thing all day?"
"Got something better in mind?" Barack removed the spoon long enough to coolly reply. Rahm casually looked over to check the door was shut, scowling as he looked back to see Barack had replaced the spoon with the solid fountain peen from his desk.
"I got something bigger than that, sir. You can suck on it all you like," Rahm preened.
"Oh, really? Is it a banana?" Barack carefully enunciated around the pen.
"Well, it bends," Rahm shrugged.
"Well then, whip it out," came the order.

Rahm unzipped and let out his deputy, moaning a little as Barack slid a hand over it, the cold from the ice cream bowl sending a tingle over him. The sensation was quickly replaced by the feeling of Barack's tongue sliding over his penis. Rahm gasped as Barack worked up a rhythm, his head bobbing up and down in front of him.

Barack murmured something, but Rahm didn't catch it, driven wild by the vibration. With one hand still gripping the chair arm, he softly brushed Barack's shoulder - he was this close to coming and wanted to give fair warning.

Unable to contain himself any more, Rahm came, swearing profusely. Barack laughed as he licked Rahm clean, pausing to lick his hand, "Anyone ever tell you that your jizz tastes like Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream?"

Rahm could only laugh in return, "It's not something that comes up in everyday conversation, no. But Colbert did notice..."

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Nancy/Rahm/Barack: D/s. Rahm getting dominated like whoa and generally being a massive slut

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. Anonymouse who is not original poster would get seriously verklempt if this were filled. Help me RBR-Kenobi, you're my only hope!


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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sports AU. Members of the Democrats soccer team get it on after a victory against the Republicans! Shower/locker room.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
(whichever members of the team you want to do)

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
This one was never filled and I still kinda want to see it written because I can't write it myself:

Joe/Barack: Sex in the Situation Room. "Think Bush and Cheney ever did this?" "Shut up, shut up, shut up. Or else I'll never be able to get it up again."

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Alternately, Anderson/Barack, whatever kink you want.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Nancy/Rahm/Barack/Joe, preferably with Nancy dominating the fuck out of ALL THREE MEN.


(Anonymous) 2009-09-15 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Barack and Joe kneeled on the floor in front of Nancy. The beamed up at her expectantly.
"Such wonderful posture!" Nancy exclaimed as she prowled around the two naked and bound men.
Joe coughed, "Mistress? May I ask a question?"
"You just did," Nancy sweetly answered, as Barack laughed. Nancy continued, "Go ahead, my love."
Joe looked around, "I thought Rahm was joining us?"
Nancy perked up, "Why yes, he is indeed! It's just that he's been a very naughty sub, and needed to be disciplined before he can join you." She checked her watch," Yes, I think he's had long enough."

Crossing to the large chest, she gave it a kick, "Would you like to come out now, Rahm?"
A muffled voice replied and Nancy lifted the lid, "Up you get."
Rahm slowly twisted round and sat up on his knees. He wore a full body black latex suit, rubber mask and ball-gag.
Joe laughed uproariously, "How'd you get him in a gimp suit?"
Nancy smiled, as she unbuckled the gag, "Easy, I told him to wear it."
"Fuck yeah. Thank you, Mistress," Rahm purred as Nancy guided him out of the trunk.

Barack snorted, "You suck-hole, Rahm. Uh, Mistress, you know he's not going to shut up now?"
Nancy patted his head, "Don't worry, I have a plan."
She had Joe stand up, and positioned him just so, "Rahm, let's see how much of Joey's cock you can get down your throat!"
Joe grinned, "Oh, I like this, Mistress!"
Nancy pushed Rahm onto his stomach on a stool and patted his back, "Off you go." Next, she spread his legs and cut a hole through the bottom of the latex.
Beckoning Barack over, she uncuffed him and handed over the condom and lube.
"With pleasure, Mistress," Barack smiled as he prepared himself.
With a smack to Rahm's ass, he poked a long, lubed finger inside and then slowly guided his cock in.
Pushing forward, he rocked Rahm's body back and forth, Joey thrusting in time so his cock moved deeper into Rahm's throat.
What sounded like a recitation of Kyrgyz towns came from Rahm's mouth as he sucked Joey off.
Joey looked down at him, "Mistress, he's swearing again, I'm sure of it."
"Rahm, if you're swearing, you'll get punished for it," Nancy scolded.
Barack lit up, "Mistress, may I spank him?"
"That's a very good idea, you may indeed spank him," Nancy beamed.

As Barack's smack's landed, Rahm could be distinctly heard to swear.
Nancy sighed, "Lads, we could be here for a while..."

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
As a joke Rahm promises the President sexual favors once the health care bill is finally passed.

Barack holds him to it.

With Rahm initially freaked out when his boss comes to collect and then of course getting into it.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
(this ficlet is so wonky.)

He means it as a joke, of course; it's been a long week, and the deathers aren't helping.

"Barry, get this done by Thanksgiving and I swear to fucking God I'll give you a blowjob. I don't give a fuck what Chuck thinks, I'll pull the plug on his grandma myself if he doesn't shut up and let the grown-ups get something done."

The interview that appears three weeks later in the Washington Post with a lobbyist alleging to have been carrying on an affair with Senator Grassley is, of course, a total coincidence.

This is not to say that Eli's doesn't deliver a large number of cheesecakes to the White House the day the story breaks. Or that they don't get a second order when someone reads past the headline and realizes that Alexis Jonson, employed with the insurance lobby, is a man.

It's not everything they might have hoped for. Grassley won't resign. The protestors keep coming. Wyden won't withdraw his bill. But the grassroots are on it and Tom Harkin is running ads in Iowa, and suddenly Congress is flooded with calls telling them not to shill for the Man, and it's like that little crack has spread and splintered until it takes out a section of the wall. Grassley shuts up. Snowe teeters and Warner totters, and then they throw their names behind the public option.

It takes a while to work out in conference, but Nancy's a good girl and she keeps the House in line. Rahm misses the Capitol sometimes.

Barack doesn't want the signing of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Health Reform Act to coincide with Thanksgiving. Ax disagrees. "They'll give you grief no matter what you do. Remember the speech to students?" Rahm is more concise. "Bullshit."

The signing of the bill is scheduled for the Monday before Thanksgiving, time enough for Barack to make a statement on health reform and a separate speech on Thanksgiving that's as neutral as Favs can make it.

And on Monday night there's a knock on Rahm's office door.

"It's unlocked." Rahm looks up from where he's lying on the couch as the door swings open. "Fuck, Barry, haven't I done enough for you? You got the bill and you can't give me one fucking day -"

(... okay someone else has to write the rest I can't do sex. aaalasflhaflkahsflkjhas.)

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Behold: Possibly the least kinky kink request of all time.

Barack/Michelle. Married people sex.

Two long married but still head over heels in love with each other people gettin' it on. Lots of inside jokes and history. Knowing exactly what the other person wants. Added bonus for them having to arrange their schedule for alone time (ala Jed and Abby 'barbequing')

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
eeeeeh. I second this so much. ♥ ♥

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Rahm/Howard Dean: "So, you being an asshole was just some long elaborate courtship ritual?"

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Rahm/Barack: Rimming. Barack splayed out across the Resolute desk.

No one will ever do this for you (1/2)

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“God-fucking damnit Rahm, this is the fifth time I’ve heard of you ‘dining “with lobbyists this week!” The President’s normally calm voice was a growl.
“So? Man’s gotta eat.” Rahm smirked, biting into an apple.
“Getting a jump on your re-election campaign?”
“It’s part of my job, remember? Wooing fucklepricks on the Hill? Spending 24-8 advancing your agenda?” He snapped his hips forward.
“Wooing them yes, blowing them no.”
“I don’t blow lobbyists,”Rahm said. “They blow me.”
“No,” Rahm flashed a grin.
“You’re such a leaky little sieve, Rahm. So I’m to understand you may have let some ‘off the record’ comments come out of your filthy little mouth?”
Rahm looked away, studying the fruit bowl.
“What’s this I hear about you saying you’ll run again next election? Are you that hard-up for money?”
“I’m never hard up for money, Barack.” Rahm purred. “You of all people should know that.”
The taller man yanked Rahm upright. His eyes were cold. “It looks to me that my chief of staff, and my right hand man has his head so far up some K street ass so he can chew its’ breakfast and a fugly tie leash around his balls. I don’t like that.”
“Do I hear an echo in here?”
Rahm smashed his mouth against the taller man’s, pinioning his arms. “I don’t-“ he bit, “have”- he bit Barack’s neck “my head” then his shoulder,” up anyone’s ass!” He ground his hips into the other man.
Barack yanked his hands out from the other man’s grip and trapped his face. “Yeah? Put your money where your mouth is.”

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Barack/Arne Duncan/Tim Geithner/Reggie Love/Whoever else you can think of: Sweaty post basketball game sex.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Favs/Barack: Speechless.

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Rahm/anyone/ugly ties.
Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; thigh-highs; stilettos; leather jackets; tuxedos or GQ wear; constricting or modest clothes; boxer-briefs; going commando)

Or maybe Michelle thankfully destroys all of Barack's ugly dorktastic Dad jeans and he's forced to wear an old beat up holey seconds away from falling apart pair.

And then Rahm rips them off of him or something...

(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Barack stood with his hand poised on the door, ready to exit to the gardens, when a sharp voice cut him off. "You can't go out there looking like that."

He turned and faced his Chief of Staff. "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard correctly. Did you just tell the President of the United States what he can and cannot do?" He crossed his arms and leaned against the curving wall of the Oval. "I hate to break it to you, Rahm, but I think I outrank you."

Rahm charged on, undeterred. "That's not what I'm fucking talking about, and you fucking know it." He came to an abrupt halt an inch from Barack's nose. "Stop trying to play cute"
He arched an eyebrow, half-mocking, half-daring Rahm to object. "Really. Enlighten me, then. What's wrong with my outfit?"

Rahm rolled his eyes. "It makes you look fat, honey. What the fuck do you think is wrong with it??!! You're not wearing a fucking thing underneath what could've been called jeans ten years ago." He waved his hand around the large hole in the left back pocket. "I can see your fucking asscheek in this thing!"
"Why, Rahm, your modesty surprises me." The other man's proximity had not gone unnoticed but, for the time being, Barack was content to let it be. It wasn't as if Rahm had never invaded his space to make a point and it looked as if he was gearing up for an impressive fit.

"Fuck modesty. Did you even think about how this will play in the press?” He stepped closer, close enough that he could feel Rahm’s breath coming in short puffs against his neck. “Or do you just miss the attention you got after the beach?"

Ah. Now they were getting somewhere. "I wouldn't worry, Rahm. You've got some pretty...devoted fans out there."

Rahm all but growled. "Don't fucking change the subject. Look, I can see your ass right through this hole!" Lightening quick, his hand shot out to cup Barack’s ass, middle finger deftly sliding in through the torn fabric.

His breath caught in his throat, and he fought to keep his voice level. "You really do have the Secret Service trained.” He murmured, leaning forward, tracing the edge of Rahm’s ear. “If anyone else had tried that, they'd be on the floor right now."

"And yet here I am, hand on the First Asscheek..."

"And yet.”

He watched as Rahm swallowed thickly, throat so tantalizingly close.


“Yes, Mr. President?” His voice sounded raw.

“Get on your knees. I think I should take these off.”

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Crossover w/ Due South

Rahm/RayK/Benton Fraser


It's not that out there...they're all from Chicago. And uber polite mountie + profanity spewing Congressmen + ex punk Chi-town cop=awesome

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Rachel isn't quite up on her facts, Nancy shows her the truth, as slowly and painfully as she needs to.


(Anonymous) 2009-09-15 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
It began with a slip of the tongue, then Rachel got uncharacteristically flustered and managed to get a few little facts wrong.
That's how it started. How it ended was with Rachel, naked, bound, and rather shagged out. So, to the middle bit that everyone wants to know about.

"Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida,Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhh," a gasp, a pause, a deep breath, "Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio-oh-oh-oohhhhhhh," a moan, a shriek, a shudder, "Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming." Rachel sat upon the Sybian, hands tied with a soft, velvet cable. Nancy delighted in turning the dial up and down just at the right moments.

As Rachel caught her breath, Nancy tapped her fingers together, "Now, let's see...Ah! List all the Presidents of the United States of America. With their years."
Rachel took a deep breath, "George Washington 1789-1797,
John Adams 1797-1801
Thomas Jefferson 1801-1809
James Madison 1809-1817
James Monroe 1817-1825
John Quincy Adams 1825-1829ahhhhhhhahhhahah," Rachel squirmed as Nancy slowly poured wax from a candle onto her breast.
"Andrew Jackson 1829-1837
Martin Van Buren 1837-1841
William Henry Harrison 1841
John Tyler 1841-1845
James Knox Polk 1845-1849
Zachary Taylor 1849-1850
Millard Fillmore 1850-1853
Franklin Pierce 1853-1857
James Buchanan 1857-1861
Abraham Lincoln 1861-1865
Andrew Johnson 1865-1869ahhhahahhooooo," the other breast got a dripping of wax.
"Ulysses Simpson Grant 1869-1877
Rutherford Birchard Hayes 1877-1881
James Abram Garfield 1881
Chester Alan Arthur 1881-1885
Grover Cleveland 1885-1889
Benjamin Harrison 1889-1893
Grover Cleveland 1893-1897
William McKinley 1897-1901
Theodore Roosevelt 1901-1909
William Howard Taft 1909-1913
Woodrow Wilson 1913-1921
Warren Gamaliel Harding 1921-1923
Calvin Coolidge 1923-1929
Herbert Clark Hoover 1929-1933
Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1933-1945
Harry S. Truman 1945-1953
Dwight David Eisenhower 1953-1961
John Fitzgerald Kennedy 1961-1963
Lyndon Baines Johnson 1963-1969
Richard Milhous Nixon 1969-1974
Gerald Rudolph Ford 1974-1977
Jimmy Carter 1977-1981
Ronald Wilson Reagan 1981-1989
George Herbert Walker Bush 1989-1993
William Jefferson Clinton 1993-2001
George Walker Bush 2001-2009
Barack Hussein Obama 2009-present."

Rachel slumped down, nearly spent.
"Very good," purred Nancy.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
hillary clinton/evan bayh: both aware of their chemistry, one day he snaps and takes her against the wall of her office

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
if anyone can add Bill walking on them, it'll be even more awesome :p


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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nancy/Rahm/Joe, the power behind the throne. While I do like Nancy topping, it's not a requirement. It's not really about any of them. In fact, it's really more of an arrangement focused on Barack.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nancy/Michelle. Fierce women bonding over power, control issues, and the idiot men they love.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Barack/Rahm, filthy dirty sexing in the Oval Office. Nancy watches.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Not-original-requester seconds this request SO HARD.

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-12 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Rahm takes a bullet for the President.

Cue the frantic adreneline fueled 'Holy fuck, I almost lost you, don't ever do that again' sex.

Kinda like West Wing, only pornier.

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A different married-people sex request: Joe/Jill. Jill leaves him breathless and speechless, literally. D/s a plus but not needed.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nick Jonas/Joe Biden. Noncon.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Stephen Colbert, IS THAT YOU????

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Joe Biden/Nick Jonas, rape.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I love that you had to specify this after the result of your first request.

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(Anonymous) 2009-09-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Barack/Joe, telepathy. Barack's a Vulcan and mind melds, or he's just a plain sexass telepath, or they have some kind of mutual mental bond or something. With sexy results.

(Anonymous) 2009-09-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Would this be like a sci-fi AU or would they be their West Wing selves? Either way - OMG WHAT A HOT IDEA

This different anon can't write this right now (busy w/ other things)but
I second this request. Would read.

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Is it too late?

(Anonymous) 2009-09-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
tearful reunion hate sex. Rahm/anyone; any pol/any pundit. "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Warning: Republicans

(Anonymous) 2009-09-15 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Glenn Beck/Stephen Colbert. Not "Stephen" from TCR, but Stephen for real. Stephen gently tells Glenn that TCR is satire, not real; hilarity, crying, and healing!sex ensue.

Or Dick Lugar/Orrin Hatch, based on this: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/13/AR2009091302371.html

They fight for dominance. Sexily. Writer decides who wins.

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I have never realized how much I need that Glenn Beck/Colbert until right now. SECONDING LIKE MAD.


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